Monday, April 30, 2012

Blogger Mobile

As soon as i get my cellphone privledges back, I am totally getting blogger mobile hahaha:) Can't wait.
Love, Ariana

Explanations and My Intentions

Alrighty, so this is a list explaining some things on my blog you (assuming people are indeed actually reading my blog haha) might have had an inkling question about. btw (by the way) yes i did just say, excuse me, rather write 'inkling'... woah i did it again ... :) haha here goes nothing (actually it is something but whatever :) )


1) The Title of My Blog "Speeding Fines Doubled"
The genesis of my title began when this site asked for me to provide one. I racked my brain. I wanted to give my blog a title that said it all. A title that would convey indeed a summary of sorts, a heading/preview of what this blog would include. I also wanted it to be comical or creative, fun and inviting even. This is tough so i thinks to myself i says ... jk i didn't 'thinks' to myself :) but I was thinking to myself. I thought what about naming it "This is real. This is me." and explaining the title as a reference to that Camp Rock song. ohhh but I didnt becuause i said to myself, "Self ... Really? Camp Rock? What is the rest of that song?" Turns out the next line isn't applicable to me. The next line of the song is "I'm exactly where i'm supposed to be yeah." I am not "exactly where i'm supposed to be yeah".  I am always changing and learning and growing as a person... so i thought hey ... why not call this blog, "Under Construction". Good idea huh? Except that domain already existed. I thought to myself, self thinkkkkk what to call it what to call it... ohhh Road Work Ahead? Oh no self not that because this IS the road work... This is the construction "site".(pun definitely intended) I expanded my tentative title to "Road Work Ahead: Speeding Fines Doubled". This was semi-okay to me but i dont do semi-okay. I strive to find the piece that i feel works BEST :) Therefore i thought well, if someone just glances at my blog with no regards and reads it tooo fast... they could lose its purpose... Which is to accurately convey me. If someone doesnt get an accurate view of me.. yikes that could cause some "fines", maybe even hurt someone. Therefore, take your time readers. Sit back and relax, enjoy me and have fun with me "it is a journey" (that is my line in a musical i am currently in haha) And if you speed... remember the fines are doubled. Fine1) it would misconvey me as a person Fine2) you would miss out on a great time (i think) Therefore we have arrived on my title "Speeding Fines Doubled" In addition to this title fitting the purpose of my blog... It was also available :) hahah wee doggie :) it was the "best fit" as i say i look for :)

2) The Infamous "..."
If you haven't noticed you probably will now, I use "..." entirely too much, too often. haha I also use "haha" quite frequently. I do not have any explanation except that it is a habit i have formed when talking via "text". Naturally, I do not use "haha" and "..." when speaking or when writing formal papers, they just tend to show up when I am writing in first person in a congenial manner (i think that is the proper use of congenial) If not let me know :) As i said I am a work in progress so feel free to leave a comment or question. I am human i do mess up and I am willing to adjust if i make a fluke. I am by no means perfect haha. (ohhh i did it) but hey if we were all the same and all perfect. Would it be necessary for all of us to exist? Exactly differences are key to friendship and to life. Pizazzz :) Secondly, regarding my penchant for "haha" and "..." It might help you to know how i read those two marks when i am reading or typing my blog. For the "haha" use context clues to determine what type of laugh it is. Basically when i type the "haha" whatever it is near made me laugh or giggle in some sort of way. Maybe it was a guffaw, maybe just a brief chuckle, or it could have been that huge laughter where you laugh so hard you are silent... man that laughter is so therapeutic. Anywho (btw anywho isn't a word but i don't hold it against him), when i use "..." I am pausing. Once again use context clues to determine how long or short these pauses are. :) Okey Dokey Enjoy
I will catch yah later
peace out girl scout :)



 (This is a general goodbye and is not limited to those of you who are actually GirlScouts. No worries it is a non selective goodbye. It loves everyone.)

Smile You're So Not On Camera (:

For my First Official Blog, here is the random question I was given on that profile settings page thingy majigger. I simply did not have enough room in 400 characters to tell the marvelous story of my youth it was inquiring of. Therefore, Below I have typed the question blogger had asked me and my answer of way more than 400 characters (: hehe I just loved the question so I elaborated (: Please disregard my GUMS (Grammer,Usage,Mechanics) This was not meant as a literary piece to be dissected for a grade on grammar, but rather a simple and enjoyable piece for the young at heart, the young in spirit, or the just plain young (:
“The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:”

Oh yes of course that story, Hold on i need to put my spectacles on... Now where did i last leave my spectacles. oh here they are okay now what did you ask me my deary? A story? Was that what you wanted... A long long time ago in a gala... oh not that story? what story did you want then? ohhhhh the one about the bald frog with the wig.. very well then.
Thrice upon a time Hairy ,the frog with thinning hair, had called upon his father saying, "Father, is it true that all the Winklemenkle frogs have gone bald by their fifteenth midnight?" His father replied in one long croak, " Hairy, do not trouble me with such questions at this hour. Goooo to your lily pad. It is late and you have fly duty tomorrow!" Hairy who had just lost his third molar on the second tuesday of the last week obeyed his aged Father and went to his lily pad to sleep. When he had said his froggy prayers Hairy layed his molar under his leafy pillow and nodded off to the echo of sweet crickets with the glow of the pale pink moon as his nightlight. The next morning Hairy Winklemenkle awoke to the splashes of his younger sister as she pranced about their pond. "Priscillaaaa!", Hairy beckoned,"please come here this---" Hairy paused midway as he beheld on his leafy pillow the sight of the most handsome olive green wig he had ever seen. Suddenly he had the world at his pleasantly sticky wet finger tips. No more would he spend his days of fly duty with his mind full of worries. His problems had all been solved by the delectable ToothFly who must’ve gifted him this beautiful wig whilst he slept.

The end. (for now...zzZ..zZZ.ZZz...ZzZ)